Monday, November 27, 2017 at 6:54 PM
Woolly Christmas at Crazypatterns
The needles click softly in the warm room
while in the cooking pot the turnip stews.
The mulled wine on the stove is steaming, too,
while the youngest munches cookies right on cue.
Josefa looks forward to the tree,
and knits a stocking—hard to believe!
And afterward she crochets a blanket, too,
while the housework is left out of view.
The apartment smells of cookies sweet,
my little cat sleeps on the sofa seat.
Despite the mulled wine, the stocking is almost done,
but the yarn is a poor-quality one.
Oh dear, what shall I do with it now?
Unravel it—staying fit somehow.
Josefa can get help, that’s for sure,
from all the helpful CP authors.
Meanwhile she looks for the Christmas baubles,
"What colors are in? I’ll just go Google."
And where are all the lovely crochet stars?
I have the idea: "I’ll make them myself"—that’s what I love by far.
In no time at all, the yarn is here.
So bright in yellow, like the sun’s cheer.
But where can I get a pattern from?
The answer to that question isn’t hard, come on.
Looked on Crazypatterns, hooray!
There they already are—on the picture in the snow that day
One click—this pattern has to be the one.
I could shout out loud with joy and fun
But what was that? There’s a knock at the door!
Never mind, I have no time for it anymore.
The socks won’t let me go
Then it knocks again! Who could it be, though?
Let me in! comes the sound from outside
It’s me, of course—St. Nicholas!!
Oh man, he has the big stocking with him
what’s inside it, I really do care about that whim!
I’m so curious, I want to know,
mandarins, nuts, and the wished-for soft yarn I surely don’t want to forgo.
The yarn comes first in line.
I hope Santa Claus knows that just fine.
Expectantly, Josefa opens the door
happily reaches for the packages and thanks Santa Claus warmly for them all the more.
Where is the yarn in now?
Oh man, how excited I am somehow.
In the first little package is a toaster
then comes an Elvis Presley poster
The yarn must be in here somewhere...
Maybe here? No ... just a beautiful lucky stone there.
No yarn at all? That can’t be right!
Who swiped it—which woolly sprite?
At last I have found it.
What joy! I’ll knit it in the round with it!
Praise and thanks be to the Christ Child!
and I’ll make myself cozy on the stove bench for a while.
But Christmas isn’t over yet; someone is standing at the door.
After all, it’s only a quarter to 4.
Then the smartphone rings as well—who could be calling?
Surprise: more yarn is announcing its coming :-)
Aunt Auguste arrives with even more little packages.
Where is there still a free corner for all these packages?
After thinking briefly, it comes to me:
In the kitchen: in the oven! There’s still room, you see!
But—oh dear—I’ve already discovered it before:
Someone has already hidden something there, for sure.
There lies a package with a red bow,
There’s no yarn inside; it smells like soap, you know!
Mischief is sitting on my neck now
I’ll just let the whole thing "sink in" somehow
Because you don’t find soap in the oven every day.
Does anyone have a question about that, by the way? ;-)
Aunt Auguste is a little surprised,
after all, she’ll soon be 100, age-wise.
A suitable hiding place was found after all.
Meanwhile the knitting needles make their rounds and call.
What do you think, where might this hiding place be?
Could it perhaps be somewhere back there, maybe?
exactly, there’s still room back there in the cupboard
and also in the stove bench, undisturbed.
Oh, there are still many hiding places,
in Grandma’s cupboard there in the hallway spaces.
Now then, quickly put it in there,
suddenly the doorbell rings; it’s my neighbor, Mrs. Schmidt