Tell me a joke, please :-)

Dear users, dear authors,
do you have a good joke up your sleeve?
If so, please share it.
Thanks :-)

Hi Josefa,

so here’s one: There’s a house with three tenants named Nobody (2nd floor), No One (1st floor), and Stupid (ground floor). One day, Mr. Nobody throws a flowerpot out the window and hits Mr. Stupid in the garden. Mr. Stupid goes to the police and reports:

“Nobody threw a flowerpot on my head, and No One saw it.”
The police officer replies, “Are you stupid?” Answer: “Yes, in person.”

Best regards,
Traudelina

OK :-) I hadn't heard that one before.

Here’s a “little” one from me.

A young man moves to the city and goes to a big department store to look for a job.

Manager: “Do you have any experience as a salesperson?”
Young man: “Sure, back where I’m from, I was always the top salesperson!”
The manager finds the confident young man likable and hires him. His first day on the job is tough, but he manages it. After the store closes, the manager approaches him.
“How many customers did you have today?”
Young man: “One.”
Manager: “Just one? Our salespeople make an average of 20 to 30 sales a day! What was the total sales amount?”
Young man: “210,325 euros and 65 cents.”
Manager: “210,325 euros and 65 cents?!! What did you sell him?”
Young man: “First I sold the man a small fishing hook, then I sold him a medium-sized fishing hook. Then I sold him an even bigger fishing hook, and finally I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was actually planning to go fishing, and he said, ‘Up to the coast.’
So I told him he’d need a boat. We went over to the boat section, and I sold him this twin-engine Seawind.
He doubted that his Honda Civic could tow that boat, so I took him over to the auto department and sold him this four-wheel-drive Pajero.”Manager: “You’re telling me a man came in to buy a fishing hook, and you sold him several hooks, a new fishing rod, a boat, and an SUV all at once?!”

Young man: “No, no, he came in wanting to buy a pack of tampons for his wife, so I said to him, ‘Well, since your weekend is going to be boring anyway, you might as well go fishing.’”

@Petra: That one’s a good one :-)
Best, Traudelina

Here’s a little joke that fits the weight-loss thread:

I’ve already been on three diets today! One just isn’t enough to fill you up!

Grandma and Grandpa are sitting down to dinner.
Grandma: “All of a sudden, my heart feels so warm.”
Grandpa: “Your left boob is hanging in the soup.”