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Akela Akela
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Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 8:17 PM
One of my daughters told me a really good joke on Saturday.

**Marital argument**

*HE*: "Don't wake the beast in me!"

*SHE*: "As if I'd be afraid of a donkey!" :-)))

Best, Inge
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veronika-t15 veronika-t15
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Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
🤣🤣

When my husband gets really angry, he often says, “I’m about to turn into a beast.” So I bought this magnetic sign for him:

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