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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 11:31 AM
A conversation on the Advent wreath:
One candle asks the other,
“What are you doing tonight?”
The other replies,
“I’m going out.”
One candle asks the other,
“What are you doing tonight?”
The other replies,
“I’m going out.”
DE
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Awesome! Even I can remember that one!
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 12:23 PM
That’s a good one :D, I’ve got another one too.... Two raisins meet; one is wearing a helmet. “Where are you going?” “Into the stollen!” :D
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 1:25 PM
Great :-)
My favorite joke right now:
Two blondes want to go get a Christmas tree in the woods. After wandering around for three hours, one of them says, “It doesn’t matter anymore
—we’ll just take one without any ornaments.”
My favorite joke right now:
Two blondes want to go get a Christmas tree in the woods. After wandering around for three hours, one of them says, “It doesn’t matter anymore
—we’ll just take one without any ornaments.”
DE
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 1:36 PM
Let’s turn this into a joke thread. We haven’t done that yet. Entertainment practically guaranteed ;-)
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 3:36 PM
*laughs*
I’ve got one, too:
Two blondes are talking. One says, “Christmas Eve falls on a Friday this year.”
The other replies, “Oh no, I hope it’s not the 13th!”
:-))))
I think this joke thread is great!
I’ve got one, too:
Two blondes are talking. One says, “Christmas Eve falls on a Friday this year.”
The other replies, “Oh no, I hope it’s not the 13th!”
:-))))
I think this joke thread is great!
DE
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Monday, December 21, 2015 at 6:46 PM
The other day at the kiosk:
"I'd like the chocolate bar with the lion."
"Lion?"
"Nooo, buy!"
:-)))
"I'd like the chocolate bar with the lion."
"Lion?"
"Nooo, buy!"
:-)))
DE
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Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 4:46 PM
For some reason, I can never seem to memorize good jokes.
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Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 4:55 PM
What starts with "T" and ends with "itten"?............................Frozen fries!
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Great jokes
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