Jokes about crafts

Someone just posted a joke in my group, and I thought we could put together a few here in the forum—I thought this one was great...
Do you know any others?

The shortest crochet/knitting joke:
A crocheter/knitter walks PAST a yarn store ^^

Two friends are watching the sheep in a pasture.

“Do you know how many sheep it takes to knit a sweater?” one asks.
“No, but I didn’t even know sheep could knit!”

"Oh, Mrs. Meier, you sure can embroider quickly!"
"Yes, I have to. After all, the sweater needs to be finished before the yarn runs out."

What do sheep do when they argue? 
They get into a woolly tangle! 

I thought long and hard about whether I should tell this one. It only has a passing connection to crafts, and besides, it’s a little, um, politically incorrect. It’s a blonde joke. So, blondes, maybe look away for a second?

A blonde goes to the hairdresser and has her hair dyed red because she can’t stand having to listen to blonde jokes all the time.
Then she goes for a walk and passes a pasture with sheep. She’s delighted by all the little sheep, chats a bit with the shepherd, and then asks him, “If I guess how many sheep there are, can I pick one?” The shepherd thinks to himself, “She’ll never figure that out,” and agrees. The blonde takes a quick look at the sheep and then says, “328.” The shepherd is stunned, but well, a man’s word is his bond—the blonde gets to pick one and chooses the cutest one.
Then the shepherd says, “If I guess what your real hair color is, can I have my dog back?”

“What on earth do you want with 4 tons of steel wool?”
“I want to knit my husband a new car for Christmas!”

iglinz: Politically correct or not: I thought the blonde joke was funny—there are so many dumb ones out there!