Extending your lifespan: more time to use up your yarn and fabric stash

Dear community,

Apparently you all have enough yarn and fabrics for the next few centuries. So it only makes sense to extend your own lifespan so you can use it all up. Do you have any ideas for that?

Oh yes, especially these days, as an older person, I’ve been thinking about having an air conditioner installed. If the weather gets even more extreme in the future—and I’m not getting any younger, after all—that could very well be an option.

Otherwise, I live a relatively healthy lifestyle (well, I mostly breathe Cologne air), I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I exercise regularly, and I eat a balanced diet. And I rarely get worked up—which is incredibly good for the heart. So, theoretically, I could make it to 100. 🤣