Tube tops are back in style—maybe add them to the shop?

Dear users, dear authors,
Tube tops are back in style. These are those strapless tops made of stretch fabric or similar materials that don’t forgive even a single extra bar of chocolate. If you’ve got a lot up top, you can’t wear these tops either, because they’ll just slip down—and they look silly with a (strapless) bra underneath.
But still, tube tops are trendy. Selling them in a cropped style is, of course, even more in style.
Example top

Do you like this?

Yeah, I do like it. And if I were 20 years younger and just as many kilos lighter, I might wear something like that too.
But as it is, I’m afraid I’ll have to pass.... :-/

Nonsense, Michaela, those things are just practical for everyone! Well, I couldn’t wear it like the lady in the picture anymore either, but I wear them under my crochet tops. 
I have a tube top in the matching color for every top. These days they even come with a sewn-in “wood holder” and all the bells and whistles. 

That's right, I could still wear those underneath. Thanks for the tip :-)

It’s not for me. I don’t want to walk around looking like a sausage in a skin-tight casing and cause eye damage to those around me :D

I don’t like them under mesh shirts either, because I’d constantly feel like the top is slipping.
Clothes are supposed to be comfortable—it’s no fun having to tug at them every few minutes to make sure everything stays in place.