Monday Thread: How are you all doing? Happy with March? + the best April Fools’ jokes

Dear users, dear authors,
how are you all doing?
How’s the weather?
Do you have any craft projects planned or weekly goals?
What’s for dinner?
Are you happy with March?
Does anyone know a good April Fools’ joke?
Let me know. :- )

I don’t know if this is an April Fools’ joke, but my step counter didn’t reset to 0 overnight—it’s just kept adding up. So I don’t have to do anything today because I’ve already taken 16,000 steps—and all from my office chair :-))

The best April Fools’ jokes

This morning, after everyone had left the house, I stuck a Post-it note on my son’s optical mouse sensor.

I can’t wait to see his reaction.

Best, Dani

Our April Fools’ joke:
Our daughter (13) loves our Audi TT! My husband took it to the body shop and just messaged the family WhatsApp group saying he’d sold it. Now someone here is pretty upset...

Hi,

are you all doing well?
I’m doing very well. Except when I think about the ironing.
But that has to be done sometimes too.

How’s the weather?
Here in Saarland, it’s beautiful. The sun is shining and it’s
warm.

Do you have any handicraft plans and weekly goals?
My goal for the week is to finish my Easter baskets.
But I think that will be difficult. My "little" daughter is turning
10 on Saturday. So I’ll be busy
with preparations all day Friday. Because on Saturday we’re celebrating her children’s birthday party from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

What is there to eat?
Shakes..... I’m trying to lose

weight. Are you happy with March?
I’m very happy with March. Great weather, everyone’s healthy again....

Best regards, Heike

How are you all doing?

Aside from some stomach cramps (I ate some nuts last night and they didn’t agree with me), I’m doing very well. I’m lying in bed playing on my phone—otherwise, I’m not up to anything else. But other than that, I’m fine.

How’s the weather?
Here in Vienna, the sun is shining brightly, and the warmth is streaming in through the open window. I’m really enjoying it under the blanket.

Do you have any craft plans or weekly goals?
I need to finally finish my model train set! It has to be done soon, because April 12 is coming up. But there isn’t much left to do anyway.

What’s for dinner?
Nothing at all today—as I said, I have a stomachache.

Are you happy with March?
On the whole, actually yes. Not much has happened on the crafting front, but personally, all the more so—I’m exercising regularly now, have even lost a kilo or two, and have switched to a “healthy” diet. And I’m smoking less… so I can be very satisfied.

Does anyone know a good April Fools’ joke?
I told my mom that I’m buying the craft store near me, since the owner (unfortunately, this isn’t an April Fools’ joke) wants to retire and is looking for buyers. My mom immediately told me I was crazy—so I said to her, “Do you know what date it is today?”

Morning.
My parents are here today. So I’m cooking ahead for Anton again and doing laundry.

The weather is really nice and sunny.

I have to go to the doctor shortly. 
I’ll start on a guardian angel there. 
 
So the day is really relaxed