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haekelkeks haekelkeks
449 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 11:31 AM
Gespräch auf dem Adventskranz:

Fragt eine Kerze die Andere:
"Was machst Du heute Abend?"
Sagt die Andere:
"Ich gehe aus"
appelino appelino
1470 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Super! Den kann sogar ich mir merken!
 
Maerchenwelt Maerchenwelt
154 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 12:23 PM
der ist gut :D,  ich hab auch noch einen.... zwei Rosinen treffen sich, die eine hat einen Helm auf. „Wo willst du denn hin?“  „In den Stollen!“ :D
Sternen-Welt Sternen-Welt
406 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 1:25 PM
Klasse :-)

Mein Top - Witz zur Zeit:
2 Blondienen wollen im Wald einen Tannenbaum holen. Nach 3 Stunden umherirrens sagt die eine:
" jetzt isses egal, wir nehmen einfach einen ohne Kugeln "
haekelkeks haekelkeks
449 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 1:36 PM
Machen wir doch hier mal einen Witze-Thread daraus. Das hatten wir noch nicht. Unterhaltung quasi garantiert ;-)
Wollness Designs Wollness Designs
3343 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 3:36 PM
*lach*
Ich hab auch einen:

Unterhalten sich zwei Blondinen. Sagt die eine: "Heiligabend fällt dieses Jahr auf einen Freitag."
Darauf die andere: "Oh je, hoffentlich ist es nicht der 13.!"

:-))))

Witzethread find ich super!
Schneckenkind Schneckenkind
1436 Posts Recent Started
Monday, December 21, 2015 at 6:46 PM
Neulich im Kiosk:

"Ich hätt gern den Schokoriegel mit dem Löwen."

"Lion?"

"Neee, kaufen!"

:-)))
muetzekatze muetzekatze
1103 Posts Recent Started
Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 4:46 PM
ich kann mir gute Witze irgendwie nie auswendig merken
appelino appelino
1470 Posts Recent Started
Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 4:55 PM
Was fängt mit "T" an und hört mit "itten" auf?............................Tiefkühlfritten!
Deliah Deliah
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015 at 10:10 PM
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