Crochet Cactus Cat – the purr-fect cat for cactus lovers | Amigurumi PDF Pa

THE CACTUS CAT – CROCHET PATTERN FOR EVERYONE WHO’S DONE WITH CUTE
Tired of fluffy stuffed animals?
Sick of frilly crochet doilies?
Not on my watch.

Here comes the Cactus Cat – prickly, grumpy, and absolutely unimpressed whether you think she’s cute or not.
With this PDF crochet pattern, you’ll create your own moody, green, permanently annoyed crochet creature that absolutely refuses to be called “adorable” (spoiler: she still is).

Perfect as a gift for friends with a dark sense of humor, plant killers, cat lovers with self-irony – or just for yourself if you’re sick of crocheting unicorns.

P.S.:
If you’re brave enough, show me your Cactus Cat on Instagram @johannstochter.
Will I think she’s cute? Probably not. But I might still look.

This pattern is beginner-friendly, but hey – whether you actually pull it off? That’s entirely up to the Cactus Cat. She decides.

WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Detailed PDF pattern with step-by-step photos.

With the recommended yarn and a 3 mm crochet hook, my Cactus Cat will be approximately 8 cm tall when sitting in the pot.

YOU’LL NEED:

• Cotton yarn (3–4 mm weight), length: 25 g / 57.5 m (e.g., Rico Ricorumi DK): → 25 g color 050 Fir (enough for 3 cats)
• Embroidery thread in light green and black for the face and spines
• 1 terracotta pot, size: 4 × 4.5 cm
• 1 yarn needle
• 1 pair of scissors
• Stuffing and stitch marker(s)
• Optional: textile glue+ by Prym (or any strong craft glue)