THE CACTUS CAT – CROCHET PATTERN FOR EVERYONE WHO’S DONE WITH CUTE
Tired of fluffy stuffed animals?
Sick of frilly crochet doilies?
Not on my watch.
Here comes the Cactus Cat – prickly, grumpy, and absolutely unimpressed whether you think she’s cute or not.
With this PDF crochet pattern, you’ll create your own moody, green, permanently annoyed crochet creature that absolutely refuses to be called “adorable” (spoiler: she still is).
Perfect as a gift for friends with a dark sense of humor, plant killers, cat lovers with self-irony – or just for yourself if you’re sick of crocheting unicorns.
P.S.:
If you’re brave enough, show me your Cactus Cat on Instagram @johannstochter.
Will I think she’s cute? Probably not. But I might still look.
Skills Required / What You'll Receive
This pattern is beginner-friendly, but hey – whether you actually pull it off? That’s entirely up to the Cactus Cat. She decides.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Detailed PDF pattern with step-by-step photos.
Size Information
With the recommended yarn and a 3 mm crochet hook, my Cactus Cat will be approximately 8 cm tall when sitting in the pot.
Materials List
YOU’LL NEED:
Cotton yarn (3–4 mm weight), length: 25 g / 57.5 m (e.g., Rico Ricorumi DK): → 25 g color 050 Fir (enough for 3 cats)
Embroidery thread in light green and black for the face and spines
1 terracotta pot, size: 4 × 4.5 cm
1 yarn needle
1 pair of scissors
Stuffing and stitch marker(s)
Optional: textile glue+ by Prym (or any strong craft glue)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
This is a digital crochet pattern (eBook), not a finished product.
This pattern is the property of Johannstochter and is intended for personal use only.
You are welcome to sell up to 10 finished items made from this pattern – because hey, even grumpy cats can spread a little limited grumpiness.
Mass production is strictly prohibited.
Want to sell more than 10?
You can purchase a commercial license.
Just get in touch.
Now, have fun crocheting (or at least pretend to enjoy it, like the Cactus Cat would).
THE CACTUS CAT – CROCHET PATTERN FOR EVERYONE WHO’S DONE WITH CUTE
Tired of fluffy stuffed animals?
Sick of frilly crochet doilies?
Not on my watch.
Here comes the Cactus Cat – prickly, grumpy, and absolutely unimpressed whether you think she’s cute or not.
With this PDF crochet pattern, you’ll create your own moody, green, permanently annoyed crochet creature that absolutely refuses to be called “adorable” (spoiler: she still is).
Perfect as a gift for friends with a dark sense of humor, plant killers, cat lovers with self-irony – or just for yourself if you’re sick of crocheting unicorns.
P.S.:
If you’re brave enough, show me your Cactus Cat on Instagram @johannstochter.
Will I think she’s cute? Probably not. But I might still look.
Skills Required / What You'll Receive
This pattern is beginner-friendly, but hey – whether you actually pull it off? That’s entirely up to the Cactus Cat. She decides.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Detailed PDF pattern with step-by-step photos.
Size Information
With the recommended yarn and a 3 mm crochet hook, my Cactus Cat will be approximately 8 cm tall when sitting in the pot.
Materials List
YOU’LL NEED:
Cotton yarn (3–4 mm weight), length: 25 g / 57.5 m (e.g., Rico Ricorumi DK): → 25 g color 050 Fir (enough for 3 cats)
Embroidery thread in light green and black for the face and spines
1 terracotta pot, size: 4 × 4.5 cm
1 yarn needle
1 pair of scissors
Stuffing and stitch marker(s)
Optional: textile glue+ by Prym (or any strong craft glue)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
This is a digital crochet pattern (eBook), not a finished product.
This pattern is the property of Johannstochter and is intended for personal use only.
You are welcome to sell up to 10 finished items made from this pattern – because hey, even grumpy cats can spread a little limited grumpiness.
Mass production is strictly prohibited.
Want to sell more than 10?
You can purchase a commercial license.
Just get in touch.
Now, have fun crocheting (or at least pretend to enjoy it, like the Cactus Cat would).
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